folklore and evermore: A Two for One Album Review

Show of hands: Who had “Taylor Swift releases two new albums” on their 2020 bingo card? Cuz I didn’t! I also apologize for not blogging about folklore even though this blog has reviewed her past albums. So before I get into a track by track review of evermore, here are my thoughts on folklore.

Folklore

I was listening to this album on loop throughout the summer. So many tracks made me happy. What I didn’t expect was how often the tracks also helped me during times of anxiety. Overall, this album is warm and comforting. I also highly recommend watching folklore: the long pond studio sessions on Disney Plus or listening to the versions that are on Spotify. There’s an air of intimacy, like you’re in your own personal Secret Session. Taylor said that folklore’s aesthetic is more spring or summer and I’m definitely getting the vibe.

  1. the 1: The album starts off strong with a sweet sounding track. I’m not sure if this track is based on Taylor’s personal experiences or not, but it’s definitely relatable. It’s dedicated to the one that got away and thankfully very fond and not vindictive. The long pond studio session version really plays up the nostalgia. I love the piano track! As far as aesthetic goes, I can imagine swimming around to this track. Fave lyric: “In my defense I have none for digging up the grave another time.”
  2. cardigan: A track that brings to mind late summer or cold summer nights, just as fall is coming in. This was her first and technically only single. I loved the music video for this song as it brought to mind the videos she made before reputation. It’s a lot more fantastical and captures so many fluctuating emotions. The long pond studio version is very similar to the original track, albeit a lot more intimate, recalling chamber music or a really good open mic night performance. Fave track: “When you are young they assume you know nothing.” (Really that whole bridge gets me!)
  3. the last great american dynasty: I feel like this song is a feminist anthem. Even though it tells the story of Rebecca Harkness and how Taylor Swift connected her own life to the previous owner of her house, the song reminded me of Supergirl and Buffy and other female superheroes who are regarded as mad or shameless and most definitely ruined everyone’s lives in the best way possible. I loved dancing around to this track. The long pond studio sessions version is an equally good bop! I keep thinking of Taylor’s 4th of July parties and imagine beach parties with this song in the background. Fave lyric: “I had a marvelous time ruining everything.”
  4. exile: This was the track that everyone wished was the second single and for some reason was nominated for a Grammy even though there isn’t any music video for it. I love the story this song tells. Many people point out some similarities between this song and “If This Was a Movie” (from the Fearless deluxe edition) or “The Last Time” (Red album). Personally, I love the long pond studio sessions version and I found myself singing the backing vocals. I’ve definitely felt this song, recalling past relationships. I also love how casually Taylor talks about her and Joe working on this song together, like it’s only natural that he plays piano and writes lyrics. Fave lyric: “Didn’t even hear me out/Never turned things around/I gave so many signs.”
  5. my tears ricochet: Most people agree that this song metaphorically describes Taylor’s fallout with Big Machine Records and Scott Borchetta and I can’t help but agree. I also loved how Taylor explains the story in the long pong studio sessions special, how she sees it applying to how a superhero’s worst enemy was once their best friend. For me, this song reminds me of Kara and Lena’s tumultuous friendship (*sheds Supercorp tears*) or how Clark and Lex went from best friends to enemies on Smallville. The long pond studio version doesn’t have the high notes, but I still love the sadness in her voice. My favorite lyric: “We gather stones, never knowing what they’ll mean. Some to throw, some to make a diamond ring.”
  6. mirrorball: This is one of my top tier fave tracks. At first, I wasn’t sure how much I could really relate to it, but the song got stuck in my head a lot. I found myself listening to it while I went to the beach. I feel like this track is relatable because of how often I have to act in a certain way around people. It’s not easy to socialize and fake nice when you don’t really feel it. The long pond studio version reminds me of a live band playing at prom. Fave line: “Hush. I know they say the end is near. But I’m still on my tallest tiptoes spinning in my highest heels love, shining just for you.”
  7. seven: I love how this song evokes childhood nostalgia. It does sound like someone playing on the swings, especially from how Taylor sings. There’s an underlying sadness that implies a childhood friend dealing with a broken home, but the escapism is very relatable and innocent. The long pond studio version sounds very similar, but I seriously love how the piano comes across. Overall, this track is wonderful. Fave lyric: “Sweet tea in the summer. Cross my heart won’t tell no other.”
  8. august: Another top tier fave that I played on loop for how often that song got stuck in my head. Jack Antonoff, I love you so much for helping make tracks that end up becoming my faves (as I’ll mention later). Even though the song talks about a summer fling, the aspect of unrequited love, wanting someone who doesn’t really love you back, is very relatable. I love how this song sounds in the long pond studio sessions as well. Definitely a beachy track. Fave lyric: “I can see us lost in a memory. August slipped away into a moment in time.”
  9. this is me trying: This is my anxiety anthem. I found myself listening to this whenever I was processing my emotions (which happened a lot this year). Taylor’s story behind this song was one I related to and a lot of people wonder if this tied back to when she implied having an eating disorder in the Miss Americana documentary. This track really hits home for those struggling with addiction or the “genius” and “gifted and talented” kids who have a hard time adjusting to adulthood. The long pond studio session version really emphasis the exhaustion. Fave lyric: “I just wanted you to know that this is me trying. At least I’m trying.”
  10. illicit affairs: It surprised me how sad this song makes me feel. This song deconstructs the relationship an “other woman” can have and how toxic and addicting the relationship can be. I felt all sad because losing your identity in a relationship is an experience I know all to well. The long pond studio session version really evokes the “sad rain” aesthetic from the lyric video. Fave lyric: The whole bridge of this song.
  11. invisible string: Upon first listen, this song was my fave, but I didn’t listen to it as much as I did the other songs. I love how personal this song is to Taylor, like she’s drawing a map of how her life has been and how life seemed to be leading her to Joe even without her knowing. The long pond studio version invokes the summer feeling of flying a kite in a park, especially with the guitar. Fave lyric: “Time, wonderous time. Giving me blues and then purple-pink skies.”
  12. mad woman: Two words best describe this song–”tranquil fury.” This song is essentially how anger can be bottled up without exploding. More than a few of my Swiftie friends online related to this song and I can definitely relate to it, too. I really love the piano of this track, too, and it really comes out in the long pond studio sessions version! Fave lyrics: “Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy/What about that?/And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry”
  13. epiphany: This one was a track I didn’t listen to much, but I love the story behind it and I loved how it sounded in the long pond studio sessions. I love that Taylor and her family did research about her grandfather and connected that trauma to the unprecedented feelings all the front line workers feel in the pandemic. Fave lyrics: “You dream of some epiphany/Just a single glimpse of relief to make sense of what you’ve seen.”
  14. betty: Although august, mirrorball, and this is me trying are my top 3 faves, “betty” has a special place in my heart. It would probably be in my top 5 list for sure. For one thing, I missed “Country Taylor.” I love the harmonica and how it was performed at the ACM awards. (Note: I seriously missed the harmonica in the long pond studio session.) I love the story this song tells and how it reminds me of high school and all the stupid things teenagers do. Fave lyric: The chorus. It gets me every time and I seriously don’t know why.
  15. peace: Another anxiety anthem. I like that with this song, Taylor is making peace with the fact that her life is tumultuous but that the love she has with Joe is stable in the midst of it all. The long pond studio sessions version is such a wonderful rendition. I love the guitar and the constant synthesizer in this track. The lyric video is perfect, as the song does remind me of a soft, distant summer thunderstorm. Fave lyrics: The devil’s in the details, but you got a friend in me/Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?
  16. hoax: This song broke me. It’s not a track I listen to much because the original version is way too emotionally overwhelming for me. I usually only listen to this song when I’m majorly sad. The long pond studio session version is thankfully a lot less emotionally intense, but it’s still such a sad song and I did not want this to be the way that folklore ended. Thankfully…
  17. the lakes: If I were to make a top five fave song list, this would be on it. I loved this track so much and felt so thankful as soon as I heard it. This is the proper way to end this album, capturing the desire to escape. As someone who was obsessed with English lit and poetry, I knew exactly what Taylor was talking about. The long pond studio session version sounds especially intimate and beautiful. Fave lyric: “I want auroras and sad prose. I want to watch wisteria grow over my bare feet cuz I haven’t moved in years.”

Evermore

I know it’s been a few days, but I still can’t believe that Taylor kept making songs even after finishing folklore. I am not gonna entertain rumors that either Taylor has a third album waiting or that this could be her last “new music” album since she’s also re-recording everything she did pre-reputation. I just want to enjoy all the new songs.

Compared to folklore, this album has a lot more upbeat tracks, which I love. It’s overall a happier album than folklore, but it’s hard for me to decide which album I love more. They’re definitely sister albums.

  1. willow: Taylor picked the perfect track as the album opener and lead single. With instrumentals that call to mind “invisible string.” I love the music video, too, as I feel like it captured Taylor Swift’s musical journey, from romantic daydreams to childhood memories to her time “boxed in” as a country artist to her reputation era and returns to the cabin. Incidentally, kudos for making the romantic lead an Asian guy (specifically a Korean who does not look like a K-pop pretty boy). The “witchy” remix is a total bop, too, like mixing this track with “Ready for It” from the reputation album. Fave lyrics: “The more that you say, the less I know. Wherever you stray, I follow.”
  2. champagne problems: This track reminds everyone of the Red era, specifically “All Too Well” (probably because of the piano). It tells the story of a runaway bride and implies she might be mentally ill to some capacity. For me, I feel like this song connects to “Sad, Beautiful, Tragic.” In spite of how bittersweet the song is, I love the piano outro. It’s kinda funny, like Aaron Dessner is just showing off and improvising. Fave lyrics: The first chorus.
  3. gold rush: I loved this song as soon as the beat started playing. Once again, I have to thank Jack Antonoff for producing a track that bops! This song, personally, makes me of those celebrity crushes. One question tho: Is that Eagles tshirt for the football team or the band? I seriously need to know. Aside from that, I seriously love dancing around to this track. Fave lyrics: “What must it be like to grow up that beautiful…My mind turns your life into folklore.”
  4. tis the damn season: What if “august” had a winter holiday fling? You get this song! Some people think this also calls back to “illicit affairs,” except it recalls a happier time. It’s not something you’d typically sing as part of the holiday season, though I can see this being a track for a holiday movie that goes beyond the typical Hallmark movie format. The bridge of this song gets me right in the feels! Fave lyrics: “And the road not taken looks real good now and it always leads back to you and my hometown.”
  5. tolerate it: This is just my opinion, but the story of this song calls to mind a child who identifies as part of the LGBT spectrum and lives with a parent who only “tolerates” their sexuality and doesn’t fully support them emotionally. Other people think this is about Princess Diana and her tumultuous relationship with Prince Charles. There’s definitely a lot of different ways to interpret this song. Some of the lyrics really hit me in the feels, especially “Always taking up too much space or time/You assume I’m fine.” 
  6. no body, no crime: Anyone remember when Taylor Swift guest starred on an episode of CSI? This song reminds me of that time. She essentially wrote a murder ballad, or an episode of Riverdale. Some people, myself included, recall songs like “Before He Cheats” and “The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia.” I seriously love the country backtrack, reminiscent of “Should’ve Said No.” There’s already a mashup that mixes this track with “I Did Something Bad.” The chorus was stuck in my head the whole weekend. In short, I am loving “dark country Taylor” and I want more!
  7. happiness: This track is very bittersweet and while a lot of my friends like it, I’m still stewing over how I feel about it. From what the lyric video is invoking, my best guess is that it’s sort of a sequel to “hoax.” I think for me, it calls to mind finding happiness in spite of how messed up this year has been. Fave lyrics: “There’ll be happiness after you, but there was happiness because of you. Both of these things can be true.”
  8. dorothea: The song evokes a lot of nostalgia. Some people think this song links back to “tis the damn season,” as if the latter track is in dorothea’s point of view. I can buy into that theory as being “probable” or plausible, but I’m not 100% certain. Also, for those who don’t know, Tupelo is in Mississippi. It’s where Elvis was born. I definitely like this song a lot. There’s definitely more to this story than the lyrics convey.
  9. coney island: A sad song that kinda reminds me of “Til Summer Comes Around.” I’m not 100% sure, but I think this song links back to “champagne problems” and “august.” The aesthetic, based on the lyric video, reminds me of late November, long after the amusement parks are closed. There are a lot of lyrics that recall previous albums, especially in the bridge. Fave lyrics: “We were like the mall before the internet. It was the one place to be.”
  10. ivy: I have to wonder what inspired this particular song. I’m personally getting “Irish lesbian affair” from the lyrics. The instrumentals recall “invisible string” with a lot of folksy feels, evoking the aesthetic of the end of the winter, when spring is around the corner. It’s a track that I like a lot. Fave lyric: “Your ivy grows and now I’m covered in you.”
  11. cowboy like me: Does this song link back to something from the past? Anyone else hearing the guitar chord progression from “Tim McGraw”? I seriously need a mashup of these two songs like now! It’s crazy how “Tim McGraw” can sound so innocent but this song is anything but. It calls to mind old west romances, telling a story of two con artists that end up falling in love with each other. (The only lyric that doesn’t feel old-time western is the whole airport bar thing.) Fave lyric: “You asked me to dance, but I said ‘Dancin is a dangerous game.'”
  12. long story short: As of now, this is my all time fave track. Even though Taylor covered the narrative of her falling from grace, rebounding in the worst way, and finding real love in the aftermath of it all before, I still love the beat of this song. I wanna dance around to it. I love how happy this feels. I love that she talks to her past self and reassures that everything will be okay. The entire chorus is my fave part, but my favorite lyrics are the ending, which sums up 2020 in a nutshell: “Long story short, it was a bad time/Long story short, I survived.”
  13. marjorie: I feel jealous that Taylor Swift knew so much about her grandparents. The lyric video feels like an actual music video, reminiscent of “The Best Day” with footage of her grandmother. It’s definitely sad knowing that Marjorie never got to see Taylor’s career take off, but she lived such an amazing, fascinating life. And yeah, Taylor looks just like her grandmother. Beauty seriously runs in the family. I also love that she included her grandmother’s vocals. Like, how did she do that?! Fave lyrics: “Never be so kind/You forget to be clever/Never be so clever/You forget to be kind” and “Never be so politе/You forget your power/Nevеr wield such power/You forget to be polite.”
  14. closure: This is the only track that I’m not sure I really like 100%. I get where Taylor is going with this one, but the drum machine and synthesizer really clashes with the piano and Taylor’s singing. It only works with the chorus. It almost sounds robotic.
  15. evermore: I was so worried that the album would end the same way folklore did. What starts out as a song that kinda reminds me of being depressed shifts gears fast when Bon Iver comes in. I feel like by the time the bridge comes in, it’s like recovering from the loss of hope, finding that sense of purpose again. This is a very wintery song. And I like that it’s the closing track for this album, at least for now. I really look forward to hearing the deluxe edition’s tracks. Fave lyrics: “When I was shipwrecked, I thought of you. In the cracks of light, I dreamed of you. It was real enough to get me through.”

Lover: A Track By Track Review

Everything is Taylor Swift and nothing hurts. This was literally the album I have been waiting for. And I LOVE IT! Taylor’s sixth album, reputation, did grow on me over time. However, Lover ranks up there with 1989 as my favorite album so far!

Time to go into a deep dive, track by track review. Every song will be ranked on a scale of 1-13, 13 being the best.

  1. I Forgot That You Existed: This picks up right where reputation leaves off. Any Swiftie worth their salt knows who this song is about, but I won’t name names cuz Taylor doesn’t! I related to this song as soon as I heard the chorus. It reminds me of that time in my life when I finally let go and forgave the people who put me in a bad state of anxiety for years. I was waiting YEARS for this song! But Taylor is so right. Forgiveness can sometimes be indifference. And I LOVE IT! Favorite lyric: “I forgot that you existed/It isn’t love, it isn’t hate, it’s just indifference.” 12/13
  2. Cruel Summer: This song is a definitely a bop that takes you to Bridge City. Definitely a summer love track with the beat. Think “Blank Space” meets reputation at the beach. It describes falling in love in spite of dealing with hard times. I wouldn’t be surprised if Taylor makes this a single as she has been dropping the title of this song as an Easter Egg in a few places. Definitely like the song, but LOVE the bridge because it captures Drunk Taylor in love! Favorite lyrics: “I don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you…And I screamed for whatever it’s worth/’I love you.’ Ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?” 10/13
  3. Lover: Can I slow dance with someone to this song, please? This is such a beautiful 60’s style doo-wop ballad. I can easily see people dancing to this at a wedding or at prom. And the music video captures the story of the album as a whole. Love is shown as imperfect, but it’s still beautiful and worth fighting for. Side note: Can we just appreciate that Taylor FINALLY has someone she can celebrate her birthday and Christmas with? Favorite Lyric: “Ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand?/With every guitar string scar on my hand.” 12/13
  4. The Man: THE SHADE OF THIS SONG! This is definitely a feminist anthem. As harsh as the lyrics sound, I have seen this kind of double standard. Nobody blinks an eye at say, John Mayer or Adam Levine when it comes to their love lives and writing songs about their exes, but Taylor Swift’s dating life has been scrutinized and questioned. I also think this puts the whole Scooter Braun deal in a new light, too. If Taylor was a man, I don’t think Scooter Braun and Scott Borchetta would shortchange her. Favorite Lyrics: “They’d say I hustled, put in the work/They wouldn’t shake their heads and question how much of this I deserve” 12/13
  5. The Archer: This is one of my personal favorites. I loved this song as soon as I heard it. For me, it captures how I feel when I deal with anxiety and how I try to ground myself down. Favorite lyric: “Help me hold onto you.” 13/13
  6. I Think He Knows: Another 60’s style summer love bop. I swear this could be sung by a girl group, especially with the chorus. Postmodern Jukebox, GET ON IT! I can literally dance and skip down the street to this song! (Incidentally, this picture from her Vogue photo shoot comes to mind.) Favorite Lyric: “He got my heartbeat/Skipping down 16th Avenue”13/13
  7. Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince: Imagine if “You Belong With Me” transitioned into “Dear John,” blends with “I Know Places, and “Wildest Dreams” and meets the beat of “So It Goes.” The girl in the dress cries the whole way home and finds love in the midst of the scary times of 2016. Basically, this song captures Taylor’s past six albums in four minutes and I LOVE IT. Can there be a music video for this song, please? Favorite lyric: “The whole school is rolling fake dice
    You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes” 13/13
  8. Paper Rings: A throwback to Grease’s “You’re The One That I Want.” I could dance all night to this song. Incidentally, this song personally makes me think of the main characters of one of my WIPs. Yes, this is another 60’s summer love BOP with lots of awesome little details that takes you to Bridge City again. Favorite lyric: “I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this.”
  9. Cornelia Street: This sounds like a sequel to “Delicate” and there’s evidence that ties Delicate to this song. It also has Red vibes with verses that remind me of “State of Grace,” “Holy Ground,” and the autumn aesthetic. Favorite Lyrics: “And baby, I get mystified by how this city screams your name/And baby, I’m so terrified of if you ever walk away/I’d never walk Cornelia Street again.” 12/13
  10. Death By A Thousand Cuts: This is a classic case of lyrical dissonance (sad lyrics, happy beat) a la “The Story of Us.” According to what I gathered, Taylor was inspired by the Netflix film Someone Great. Unfortunately, I never watched that movie. I can see Taylor going crazy on the piano with this, though. I definitely like it, but it’s not one I particularly relate to and I know for sure that it’s not where Taylor is now. Favorite lyric: “You said it was a great love, one for the ages
    But if the story’s over, why am I still writing pages?” 10/13
  11. London Boy: Do I care if this is probably inaccurate to actual London geography? NOPE! Because all I can think of is a British guy I have a crush on with killer cheekbones and how much this reminds me of said hot British man with his blonde Slayer. SPUFFY FANS LISTEN TO THIS STAT! Favorite Lyrics: “He likes my American smile, like a child when our eyes meet/Darling, I fancy you.” 12/13
  12. Soon You’ll Get Better: This tearjerking track throws everyone back to the Fearless era and talks about Andrea Swift’s battle with cancer and Taylor’s fears of possibly losing her mother. The thing is, though, this can apply to dealing with any loved one who’s battling a disease or even losing them. Favorite lyrics: “And I hate to make this all about me/But who am I supposed to talk to?/What am I supposed to do/If there’s no you?” 11/13
  13. False God: Sorry, Taylor, but this is a track I’m skipping. Tying in religious imagery with sex or making your relationship your idol always turns me off, personally. I understand why some people would like this song cuz it kinda throws back to “Don’t Blame Me.” It sounds nice, but the lyrics unfortunately rub me the wrong way. Lyrics I liked: “Hell is when I fight with you/But we can patch it up good/Make confessions and we’re begging for forgiveness.” 5/13
  14. You Need to Calm Down: Taylor’s most blatantly political song aside from “The Man.” Taylor covers a lot of different stuff people deal with in this song and I definitely like the music video. Seriously wish people could stop saying Taylor is anti-Christian, though. Yes, she swings left and she includes anti-gay protestors in the music video here. I don’t agree with all of her politics, but did we just forget that Westboro Baptist Church exists? Favorite Lyrics: “I’ve learned a lesson that stressin’ and obsessin’ ’bout somebody else is no fun/And snakes and stones never broke my bones” 10/13
  15. Afterglow: Taylor hinted in her “Lover” music video that this song ties into “King of My Heart.” And I can hear the connection. This is a relationship making-up song. What comes to mind for me is Spike and Buffy towards the latter end of Season 6 and all of Season 7. This song points out that relationships can fall apart and that Taylor can own up to her mistakes. Favorite lyrics: “I’m the one who burned us down/But it’s not what I meant/I’m sorry that I hurt you.” 11/13
  16. ME!: I loved Taylor’s first single as soon as I watched the video! The aesthetic alone was just beautiful. And I love that it’s an anthem to loving yourself as you are. Favorite Lyric: “I’m the only one of me. Baby, that’s the fun of me.” 12/13
  17. It’s Nice to Have A Friend. Is it just me or does the music sound Chinese/Japanese? I know that steel drums are used, but the song just gives me shojo light novel anime vibes. It’s the most innocent song on the album. No lyrics stand out to me in particular, though. I like it, but I don’t love it. 7/13.
  18. Daylight. As soon as Taylor shared an Instagram picture with the caption: “Step into the daylight and let go,” I knew I would love whatever song the lyrics came from and I was right. This is the song I relate to the most on here. The chorus and the outro are the best parts and, arguably, the most important thing Taylor ever wrote, IMHO. 13/13.

I wanna be defined by the things that I love
Not the things I hate
Not the things that I’m afraid of, I’m afraid of
Not the things that haunt me in the middle of the night
I, I just think that
You are what you love

Taylor Swift’s reputation: Love It or Hate It?

reputation cover

I’m having a love/hate relationship with reputation era Taylor Swift. So lemme get all the “hate” out of the way first. I had no knowledge of her big scandal/feud with Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. I trust Taylor Swift way more than Kanye and Kim. What I don’t trust Taylor Swift on right now is her love life. This album isn’t exactly “telling it like it is.” And I’m not gonna go into a tirade about how disappointed I am that Taylor is “not that innocent” anymore. Someone else did it for me.

That said, I still love Taylor Swift. In the end, I want her to be happy and I want to believe that once she properly deals with her issues instead of being insecure and drinking too much, she will finally find the happiness she has been looking for.

This blog post won’t be a moral tirade of how Taylor needs to change, though. Instead, I want to tell you whether this album is worth your money on a track-by-track basis. You can buy the individual tracks on Amazon or just listen to the promotional singles on YouTube, but it’s ultimately up to you whether this album is worth your money.

After listening to the album from beginning to end, only two out of the 15 tracks are ones that I can guarantee that everyone will love: “Call It What You Want” and “New Year’s Day.” The rest…well, read on and decide for yourself.

fifteen taylors

There’s also a theory that each of the fifteen Taylors from the end of the “Look What You Made Me Do” represents one of the tracks on this album. I’ll be guessing which Taylor the song might be about.

  1. ...Ready For It? : 6/10. I love the music video for this song more than the song itself. The lyrics are dangerous and provocative. Also, I so don’t believe the line “I’m so very tame now.” Not with the way you’re talking in this track, Taylor! I think the Taylor in the fishnet stockings fits this song because of how Taylor dressed when she performed it on SNL.
  2. End Game (featuring Ed Sheeran & Future): 7/10. This is a hip-hop/rap track that I have to admit is fun and catchy, but Future’s presence is honestly unnecessary. I kinda swoon over Ed Sheeran’s voice, though. I think the “Shake it Off” ballerina Taylor fits this song because it’s reminiscent of 1989’s sound. Best line: “I swear I don’t love the drama. It loves me.”
  3. I Did Something Bad: 3/10 because the bridge was the only part I liked. You know the Taylor in the velvet leotard with the word “rep” at the center? This one embodies her. A dark and twisted song with a chorus that basically embodies the nature of sin: It starts out feeling good, but you kinda resign yourself to it. “This is how the world works” is the most telling lyric. Also, they didn’t burn witches in the Salem Witch Trials.
  4. Don’t Blame Me: 1/10. This song is basically Blank Space 2.0, represented by the bank robber Taylor who’s wearing a sweater that says “Blinded by Love” and got compared to Harley Quinn. Comparing your love to a drug is too Ke$ha 2009. Can’t you be more like present-day Ke$ha who’s singing about praying?! The most telling lyric: “Baby for you, I would fall from grace.”
  5. Delicate: 6/10. This song is almost authentically vulnerable, which is why I think it corresponds with the sparkly dress Fearless-era Taylor. Meeting a new guy, being uncertain of whether this will work? Hoping that someone will love you for who you truly are? That I can relate to. Inviting him up to your room and saying “I don’t wanna share”? Not so much. Basically, I like the pre-chorus, chorus, and bridge more than the verses. “Is it too soon to do this?” Honey, I think it’s too late.
  6. Look What You Made Me Do: 3/10. There are many reasons why this song doesn’t work for Taylor. The biggest reason is that this is a villain song and even though she tried with the whole Snake Queen look, Taylor is not a villain. She’s just majorly flawed. That said, somebody made an AMV to this song using Death Note and it is perfect.
  7. So It Goes…: 1/10. I don’t like this track. It sounds good, but…let’s just say that the Taylor in the giant birdcage is a great indicator of the state of Taylor’s soul right now. (And yes, I know I said it before. It bears repeating.) This and a few other songs on here can easily fit on a 50 Shades soundtrack, with lyrics like “You know, I’m not a bad girl, but I do bad things with you” and “scratches down your back.” And that’s not a good thing.
  8. Gorgeous: 8/10. I loved this song when this came out, but upon listening to it more, it’s starting to sound like a mixed bag. The song is relatable because everyone has probably found someone attractive even though they were in a relationship with someone else. Acting on those feelings is another story. Best line: “Guess I’ll just stumble on home to my cats.” I think Met Gala Taylor represents this song cuz the dress is gorgeous.
  9. Getaway Car: 6/10. I’m pretty sure this song is about Calvin and Tom. The way that Taylor is telling the story, it paints Tom as being her “rebound guy” from Calvin and the relationship in this song sounds like it didn’t last long, doomed from the start. Biker Girl Taylor is the best candidate for the representative for this song as Taylor compares herself and the person in the song to “Bonnie and Clyde.”
  10. King of My Heart: 9/10. I love the song conceptually. The idea of finding real love after thinking you’re done with it, not to mention wanting a more simple life? More of this please! Just cut out the line “We rule the kingdom inside my room” and this song would basically be perfect. Also, the chorus of my song is MY LIFE! It takes me to Heaven and back! The “You Belong With Me” Taylor in the Junior Jewels shirt definitely fits this song!
  11. Dancing With Our Hands Tied: 5/10. I have no clue who this song is about. On the one hand, I want to pick the Out of the Woods zombie Taylor because the song is about uncertainty in the midst of a relationship, but a lot of Swifties compared this song to “Holy Ground,” which means it’s more like the Red Era Circus Ringmaster Taylor. I don’t like the title of this song, either, cuz…well, the image that comes to mind is very 50 Shades of Grey.
  12. Dress: 2/10. This song is the most 50 Shades aside from “Don’t Blame Me.” Give this song an R rating for explicit, provocative lyrics! (That was not a compliment.) My best friend thinks that it could work if you think that the dress is a wedding dress, but this song is far from being romantic, even if it sounds ethereal. This song isn’t “deep and tender,” as Taylor claims. It’s just one big “F#$& Me” song. Also, I have no clue which Taylor fits this song.
  13. This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things: 5/10. The Taylor dressed in a cheetah print coat talking about “getting receipts” fits this song because this is a good-sounding, bitchy, condescending song that gives a big middle finger to Kanye and Kim. This is the song that comes to mind when I think of “complaining about being famous” songs. I really hope you forgive Kanye and Kim someday, Taylor, because forgiveness isn’t a “nice thing to do,” it’s a necessity if you really want to move on and be happy. That said, she should have made this her first single because it’s honestly clever.
  14. Call It What You Want: 9/10. This song is such a huge mood whiplash from the previous song. But I loved this song from the moment I heard it and still love it. The idea of having someone in your corner in the midst of all the hard times in life is something I love. But Taylor definitely seems happy in the lyric video for this song. Since the Taylor in the background is standing on a plane, I can’t help but hope that this is the song that represents the Real Taylor.
  15. New Year’s Day: 10/10. If there’s one song that I think everyone should buy, it’s this one. The lyrics are basically “relationship goals” in song form: spending time with the one you love and cleaning up after a party, planning for the future, promising forever, being with him/her for better or for worse. I love that Taylor plays the piano because it just sounds beautiful. This is the best sounding track, musically and lyrically.  This is also one I think represents the Real Taylor, the one standing in the back.

I hope Taylor’s next album will be one I can love with all my heart and sound more like the last two tracks. As it is, I’ll just live with the “Dark Taylor” and pray that this is just a phase.